Monday, 31 October 2011

Pumpkin' Hell!

I came across this artist known as Ray, who usually makes sculptures out of sand, but has made a collection out of pumpkins in seasonal themes.

They are INCREDIBLE! To think I usually just cut some triangle eyes and a jagged mouth...

He has loads and I couldn't really select only one or two so here are my favourite 7.








View the whole collection here.

Happy Halloween!

It is one of best days of the year where we get to dress up like absolute mad people whilst scoffing sweets, (well maybe 10 years ago), drinking ferociously, and releasing our inner alter egos.



I had actually decided on my costume before I saw this video, but I felt I should have drawn more inspiration from it because it is genius. To a point. To be honest I don't really think random nurses and french maids are fear-inducing, but slutting it up is definitely acceptable with an appropriate character, dayummm straight.

This year, my alter ego was a super villain. I had originally set my mind on a classic yet crazy zombie bride but I couldn't find a look to my desire. Then, I dyed my hair bright red on a moment of spontaneity and thought maybe to embrace this look as part of fright night instead and so went as.... Poison Ivy! (That's the Batman character not the plant...) Hot and venomous.

I realised I went as a superhero last year (Wonder-Woman, with some sort of dead twist), and Amy Winehouse the year before, for the sheer reason I got to wear an awesome wig and chav clothes - Just as well though, as that choice of character would probably be out of taste now. I have no memory what I went as before this apart from the ages of 14- 16 where I went as various stages of witchery.

There are various interpretations of Poison Ivy , but the general jist is red hair, green clothes, and some bad ass make up. The latter was my focal point of choice and generally the attraction. That and the fact she kills men with her lips. How. Damn. Cool.

Uma Thurman as Poison Ivy:



ME as Poison Ivy:



And of course the make-up!:


I have a personal love for women in super-heroic (or villainous) roles, its something to do with balance of power, I find it very empowering and sexy. What I liked about my costume choice this year was that normally for Halloween, a character like Catwoman is done a lot, P.I. not so much. Or so I thought.

FUCKING KIM KARDASHIAN:
I found this the day after my Halloween party, safe to say it was annoying to see how the slutty Kim has to steal it yet again, especially when her outfit is clearly better than mine, but she is not a poor student and probably also just gets someone to go make her an costume. Just goes to show I'm so fabulously on-trend ;) (arrogance came free with the plant)


Have a great day and a spooky night tonight guys and gals, get creative because there isn't many opportunities to do so in the world nowadays. Unless you're Lady Gaga or Daphne Guinness of course.

Wednesday, 26 October 2011

Positive thinking

Everybody needs a wake up call:


I think if ever there was a song to make a sick person better again, this may just be it.

Its also officially two months until Boxing Day (eeeek)...

Tuesday, 25 October 2011

Happily ever after

Sooooooooooooooo... I am sick.

I have just had me a great weekend in Liverpool seeing some of the gals but returning now, I have realised there is something in the Northern air, and I am ill.

When I am sick there is only one thing I like to watch to make me feel better, and it begins with a D and ends with a Y.

DIIIIIISSSSSSNNNNNEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYY AHHHHHHHHHH!!

I cuddle up with cup of tea and homemade soup, and stick on a princess story.

Thanks to sheer luck (or my amazing physic powers) I went on a spending spree via Amazon a few weeks ago and bought me a stash of my favourites:


Okay so Singin' In The Rain isn't technically a disney cartoon, but the feel good factor and age of innocence remains all the same. The start of a glorious collection I hope!

There is just something about being a princess that delivers my sickly soul to a higher dreamy power. I am rediscovering my feminine roots. I have always been a bit of a fantasist but not really in the lovey-dovey-happily-ever-after way but I DON'T CARE. DISNEY IS FUCKING AMAZING. Note my new favourite by the way: Tangled. If you haven't seen it, see it. FOR YOUR OWN SAKE. I want her hair, her prince, her voice.... clearly I have 21st century working woman priorities.

Speaking of Disney though, I have got to show you this video from one my favourite youtube bitches Jenna Marbles. She has upset me slightly here though by exclaiming her distain for my beloved Disney, but she does speak some sense. I thought I was the only one who tried to sing to birds from my room in the hope they would suddenly come in and make clothes for me. Or one day I would I just grow up (to the grand old age of 18...) and marry some handsome rich prince that I bumped into one day. Or that old ugly people are devil spawn.

But number 1 rant: IT IS SO TRUE - WHAT IS WITH DISNEY PRINCESS'S HAIR? IT'S TOO NICE! (not to mention eyes)

'Disney gave me completely unrealistic hair expectations. Rapunzel? Those are fucking extensions!'



Wednesday, 12 October 2011

A rose between two thorns?

Suprise, suprise, I was watching The Only Way is Essex this evening, a guilty pleasure of mine and most others my age, I have realised just how big a phenomemon location reality has become. Or moreover, reality tv that documents a lifestye. Essex, Chelsea, and now rumours of some sort of Hipster series with a posse in the east end of Dalston.


Some people disregard shows like TOWIE as fuel for the airheads, which for the most part, can probably be agreed. It is hardly hard-hitting and provoking. In contrast; it creates a means of escape into a world we are not familiar with. Admit it or not but we are fond of the show because we relish the resulting sense of self-righteousness. We cringe at the thought of engaging in acts they do; we feel like better individuals, whilst having a laugh.


I am now in my third year of university and brainstorming project topics for my final project. I wanted to write about lifestyle and social practices and I got thinking about our new obsessions with these types of programmes. What we think about these modern cliques, and in particular, what are our attitudes to class. Never before have I seen extreme ends of the social spectrum adored and observed with such scrutiny and delight. Whereas both the circles of Essex and Chelsea are rich, vain and clearly enjoy the finer things in life, they are so distinctively different; one is a glamourised chav town and the other a nauseating ego city. Because of the new found attention both places have attracted, it is no suprise that hoards of Essex-ites and West London sloanes have been popping up more frequently. Is this intentional? Are we so fed up of an unattainable celebrity culture that our new celebrities have become ourselves - and if so, is that necessarily a bad thing? It is fair to admit people have always wanted to better themselves but such obsession with class elevation has not been so rife since the Jane Austen era. In our thouroughly modern society, we may in fact be resorting right back to the most modest of eras.


However tonights episode stuck out for me because it did, dare i say it, seem to give off some inkling of a moral message. Forgive me for making such a generalisation, (though to be honest generalisations are exactly what shows like TOWIE are created to do,) but it is safe to say the perception of the Essex gals are: look fake and act stupid. There is no shortage of faux breasts and hair pieces that probably once belonged to a little Indian girl, but it seems it is not enough for them. One character Chloe, tells a friend how she wants to invest in bum implants. Young, skinny, ‘attractive’, and to be honest not actually as dim as many of her peers, she complains she is “nearly 30, not married, not engaged, no bum.. nothing”. Of course I feel a fool for not categorising those altogether before, naturally. Another character, Gemma, goes to the hairdressers admitting “I’m going blonde, I just can’t handle the brown”, for it is true, being brunette is a difficult way of life. Nevertheless the show proved to be almost emotive when she broke down in tears over her weight problem. Admitting she found social situations hard because of the fear of bitching she would endure should she be seen eating a burger, it seems the lifestyles of this new breed of the rich and famous aren’t so polished after all.



Perhaps this humanised, relatable behaviour is the reason for the popularity growth in pseudo-reality shows like this, or perhaps it is because as humans we mentally prosper with gossip. This is the next stop on from soap opera, but soap opera it essentially remains so can we really use them as a basis of our own lifestyles? It makes me ponder on the future, and this is what I hope to explore these next few months.

Sunday, 9 October 2011

Aged

I found some old passport pictures whilst turning my room upside down trying to look for my keys 5 minutes after I should have left the house. I never seem to have passport pictures when I need them, yet I found the last remaining ones from years gone by:

Aged 14, 16, 18, 19


Can't decide whether I have changed a lot or not at all. My face hasn't really aged? And my nose is more monkey-like than ever. One thing that is for certain though is that hindsight is a wonderful thing. Peroxide though, is perhaps not.

Anyway its got my looking at old pictures of the stars now, on a larger scale of course, ( my 4 years is hardly the longest time)






Some look like a natural progression of beauty (*cough*miranda*cough) whilst others make me soooo intensely intrigued as to the power of The Hollywood Effect. I've had discussions with many girls before about what they think they would look like with that sort of treatment, and how astonishing it is now, the extent of vanity surgery.

It doesn't just stop there though: I recently went to an exhibition at the Nation Portrait Gallery called Glamour Of The Gods, (from the John Kobal Foundation), which displayed old photo collections of every possible Hollywood legend from the last 100 years. I never thought it before but photos back then were airbrushed too! I am such a romantic and so I have always just looked upon that age as a flawless era - watched countless Hepburn films, fawned over Brando, obsessed over Vivien Leigh and it was all a lie. Reassuring though I guess, that they were actually human too, but it kind of killed my dreams a bit, none of it seemed as natural and sacred anymore. Check out an original photo here ready for retouching, (which they did by hand.)



Tuesday, 4 October 2011

Custospiking

Remember?:
I finally got them! Little arrivals like this create such perks in mood, I think its a girl thing. I waited a longggg time for these beauties to be available again, (after much searching the net and every store), so why not carry on the theme?:

I got bored of the lack of there being any decently sized black bags on the market. I was browsing around for some cool studded bags but all new ones seem to be priced ridiculously, not to mention the fact they all look the same. Since my 'genteel punk' phase (as I like to call it) isn't dying, I decided to make my own.

So here is my DIY for the day - black bucket drawstring bag, re-structured and hand-studded. Before and after:



Monday, 3 October 2011

Beginning of the end

As of today, I am officially in my final year of university. At the tender age of 20, I should (hopefully) have a degree. And given a few months, some form of paid or unpaid (probably the latter) employment. PROPER employment, all grown up and everything...

Being a soon-to-be graduate, my room will most probably look like this for the coming months:


If I'm doing it right of course...