It seems Rihanna may just be the dirtiest bitch around. Let us quote some of her archive favourites:
"Rude boy can you get it up?"
"Every door you enter I will let you in" *Ahem*
However, I do believe her new song, aptly titled S&M, puts them all to shame. She so lovingly tells us that the smell of sex in the air is all good, and it appears that so is her video. She ironically answers all her harshest critics and uses a fisheye style that transports me back to my Spice Girls loving days. The stylist for this video must have had the time of their life in the 90s dressing up box.
It's a filthy little number but it gets away with it because it is dancier than her last few. Can't criticise a girl who sports a Sideshow Bob hairdo whilst still oozing sex. Apparently it has already been banned in 11 countries, though there is no one explicit scene in it for people to get saucy over. However, it does mention the illuminati and show RiRi gagging on a banana but c'mon, it's Rihanna, thats tame. Somebody pass me some cellophane and duct tape now.
Winning moment: Being dressed in nude PVC whilst holding Perez Hilton on a leash. That, my friends, is what you call bad ass.